Friday, May 3, 2019

Hierarchy: 1


Thoroughly vexed, Alan looked at his boss, eyes pleading. “But he is supposed to be the managing these people.  That’s why we hired him.  He was to give it all believability.” 

Max said nothing as he returned the Alan’s stare.  Alan continued, “Max, you know how important all this research is.  You know how much is on the line.  Why are you throwing a monkey wrench in the works at the eleventh hour?”


His brow knitted and lips pursed, Max stared at the board room table.  With finality he announced, “No, I won’t let him become a lab rat.  Russell, make a position for him and an offer he can’t refuse.  He needs to move up the ladder.  I can see him around this table someday.  He has done well, and he’ll be surprised, but….”


Obviously unhappy with the pronouncement, Liz demanded, “But what?”


Max stopped and glared at Liz.  Like a teapot about to erupt, Max felt the pressure building.  All who observed him saw his face aglow with rage.  They knew the tempest about the crash upon them.  Eyes blazing, Max screamed with emphasis on each word, “He won’t be a lab rat!”

The silence that followed echoed off the walls.  Several attendees shifted nervously in their seats.  Liz knew Max won again. 

Max continued with strong even tones, “Paul has done everything we’ve demanded and more.  He’s worked extra hours and taken on other responsibilities.  He’s been loyal and should be rewarded.   To subject him to this just isn’t right.”  Max added with a wry grin, “Besides, he reminds me a little bit of myself when I was his age.” 

Murmuring rolled throughout the meeting room.  Liz rolled her eyes but said nothing.  When Max made up his mind there was no changing it.  At least now they knew the truth.  It was Max being Max.  All he ever really cared about was Max.  They would simply need to find another way to make it work.  It was what they did best.  In spite of all the planning, they were professionals at improvisation.  They had to be with Max at the helm. 

All those seated around the table were anxious for the trials to start and there had been many delays.  The facility was ready and subjects chosen.  Those who supplied the funding were eager to see the first fruits.  It was time to get the train moving. 

Max returned to his office and fell into his chair.  He hated to be demanding.  Actually, he didn’t care what they thought.  He was in charge of the operation and it was his decision.  No one’s neck was on the line but his. 

It was true Paul was an outstanding employee.  Everyone was surprised how quickly he learned the ropes.  He was eager and asked intelligent questions.  In no time he worked independently.  It was Liz who first noted Paul’s ability to grasp the vital points of the job.  This prompted Max to follow up with Greg, Paul’s immediate superior, to get his opinion.  Max posed the inquiry as mere curiosity but Max wanted someone who could see the big picture. 

Ultimately, Max needed an ally.  He saw the envious eyes that surrounded him in the board room.  It was a matter of time until someone tried to derail his successful run at the firm.  Nevertheless, if Max could get a fruitful harvest from the new project, he would retire in luxury.  Meanwhile, he would groom Paul to be his successor.  The rest of them could go to hell. 

Gloria recognized the look on Liz’s face as she returned from the board room.  Still she waited for Liz to speak first.  Liz marched passed Gloria and into her office.  Meanwhile, Gloria looked at Liz’s upcoming schedule.  It was clear for the rest of the day.  Gloria calmly waited for the inevitable instant message.  She was rewarded when a tone on her computer pinged.  Liz wrote, “You ready for a smoke?”

“Always”

Neither Liz nor Gloria smoked.  It was code for the two of them to go to a place where they could speak freely.  There were no cameras or microphones outside in the smoking area.  Even if there were, they spoke in hushed tones and used code words for everyone.  When alone, they discussed events in the board room and strategies to use.  When a smoker or another employee was present, they chatted about work, home, relationships or whatever suited for the moment.  No one questioned their presence in the smoking area.  They weren’t the only nonsmokers who utilized the space.  The setting, with the trees, flowers, and man-made waterfall, was soothing.  It was the only real thing about the office.  Everything else was fake.  Especially, the people. 

Nearing the smoking area, Gloria asked, “So what happened this time?”

“You know The Boy Wonder?”

“Of course, the next captain of the troops.”

“Well, El Capitan is pulling him from the study.”

“What?  Why?”

“His Highness wants him to be a pet, a yes man.  Probably to be his replacement in a few years.”

“What a crock!”

“That bastard!  If you ever want to do a case study for glass ceilings, just spend five minutes here.”

Gloria thought for a moment.  “Whadaya going to do?”

“I don’t know.  There’s not much I can do.  The Blob is supposed to give him some other special job that he can’t refuse.  He’ll probably get a big raise too.  I guess, until that happens, there is nothing to do. I’ll need to find some other way to make whoopee.”

“Make whoopee” was another code Liz and Gloria used.  It stood for actions Liz did to undermine Max. 

After some idle chit chat, Liz said, “We may as well get back to work.  I’ll kiss up to Max like always.”  As they walked side by side, Liz looked at Gloria.  In a serious tone, she added, “I appreciate you being here.  There just aren’t enough ladies here to put those coggers in their place.” 

“Yes, we need to stick together.”

“We definitely have 12 solid candidates?  Unless one of them dies or is in the hospital, I can’t afford to come up short on this in any way, shape, or form.”

“Would you relax?!  All 12 have been contacted and they each confirmed their desire to work here.  They know they will have a special work place that has all the modern amenities.  All of them sounded excited when they were offered the jobs.”

Liz exhaled in relief.  “Sorry, I can’t wait for this to start.  It’s been hanging over all of us for so long.”

Gloria laughed, “Let the fun begin.”

Liz added, “Bring on the victims.”

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